Oh boy.  I've kinda done it to myself.
We got invited to an open house.  This is a good thing.
I want to make Monkey Bread but we absolutely can't eat it all.  I decide to make Monkey Bread to take to the open house.  This is a good thing.
I've never made Monkey Bread before.  This is not necessarily a good thing.
However, making something I've never made before hasn't exactly ever stopped me from posting anything here.  I'm a 'dive-in-now-possibly-regret-it-later... or-not!' kind of person.  So...forwards I go.
Truth be told, I should be off to the party now.  But, I was baking.  And, it's complete misery outside.


And, I was in the middle of a 2 1/2 hour Bollywood flick that was amazing... And... I just am not moving anywhere fast.
I discovered that Monkey bread has a tendency to stick to the bottom of the pan.  Lesson learned.  In future I will a.  Cover the bottom of the tube pan with parchment b. not use a tube pan but maybe a springform pan instead.  So having learned the lesson I found myself having to decided how to make the monkey bread look appealing even though half of it was still stuck in the pan and I had to fish it out with a fork.

Gotta say - if we're just talkin 'bout taste here, I prefer it without the glaze... just like this.

Ah!  Icing anyone?!
So... thanks to Smitten Kitchen, we have glaze my peeps.  If in doubt, blob it all up in something that looks like it might have come out of a tube pan and then pour something on top of it to totally cover up the ramshackle-ness.  TIDY!
Also, not that this is necessarily relevant at all because it's not going to be an issue.  I wouldn't make it ahead of time.  This really should be eaten the day of (I'm chuckling even as I'm writing this).  It's just not the same the next day.
Lesson here:
If you can't eat the whole thing yourself in one day then invite friends over or take it to them... Jus' sayin'


Monkey Bread adapted from Smitten Kitchen and my bread book
serves a good few - think at least 8

1/3 cup warm water (about 110 degrees F)
1 tsp sugar
1 pkg. active dry yeast
3 1/4 cups unbleached all purpose flour
2 tsp salt
1 cup scalded milk (cooled to 110 degrees F)
1/4 cup sugar
2 tbsp unsalted butter

Glaze:
3 oz (or about half a pkg) of cream cheese at room temp.
3 tbsp icing sugar
2 - 3 tbsp milk
1/4 tsp vanilla

In a bowl combine the flour and salt.
In another dish or bowl combine the warm water, sugar and yeast.  Set aside and let it stand for 10 min. until it expands and gets all foamy and yeasty.
In another bowl combine the scalded milk, butter and sugar.  Let the butter melt in the milk.
Form a well with the flour.  Pour in the milk mixture and the yeast mixture once it's all done and foamy.


Combine well and then turn out onto a lightly flour surface.  Knead for about 5 - 6 min. or until it forms a ball and looks nice and smooth.
Place the dough ball in a bowl that's been oiled or buttered.  Cover with a clean cloth and let it rise in a warm, non-drafty place for about 1 hr.  The dough should double in size.

While the dough is rising place 1/4 cup of melted butter in a small bowl and in another bowl mix together 1 cup of light brown or muscovado sugar and  about 2 tsp of cinnamon. Set aside.

Meanwhile, butter a tube pan or a baking dish for the Monkey Bread to bake in... set aside.

Punch the dough down and form the dough into little balls about the size of golf balls.
Dip each ball into the melted butter and then into the sugar/cinnamon mixture.  Place each ball gently into the prepared pan.  Don't stuff them in - they need room to expand.


Once all the balls are done and in the pan then cover again with a clean cloth and let it rise in a warm, draft-less place for about 1 hr or until doubled in size.


Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Bake the bread for about 30 min or so (maybe a few minutes longer... maybe).  Leave for about 5 min and then turn out of the pan (otherwise it will stick)
While it's cooling, make the glaze.
In a bowl combine the cream cheese and sugar until smooth.  Gradually add in the milk and vanilla until it's a consistency to pour over the bread - not too thin though otherwise it will pour right off ;-)
Once the bread has cooled sufficiently then you can pour the glaze over top.  Try to control yourself during this time and take it to wherever you are going without eating any along the way.

This is me actually eating a piece of bread - pic taken by Kid #1

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